ditty mao

Vietnamese for:

"Hurry up and play Russian Roulette, American filth; I've got bundles of my dirty, cheap-looking money riding on you catching a .38 this time, and if you don't I'll throw you back into your rat-infested river hold, pronto!"

...well, apparently according to the movie 'The Deer Hunter'.

Charlie: "Ditty Mao"
Chris Walken: *sobs, hesitates*
Charlie: "Ditty Mao!" *slaps*
De Niro: "oooohhhh Micky, just do it Mickeyyyy. There are 5 empty chambers!"
Charlie: "MAO!" *SLAPS*
Walken: *sobs, hesitates, CLICK!, sobs*

*etc... until escape is facilitated by the use of 3 bullets; De Niro's feigned insanity; and the cruel, badly-toothed guards' extreme stupidity. BANG BANG BANG!*

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Max Mao

The maoiest guy to ever exist
Also goes by maozers69

Omg that guy is so Max Mao!

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Mao Lag

A type of glitch on the PS3 game Metal Gear Online, in which the glitcher can go invisible to other players for a few seconds but still go around shooting and killing them.

Also often used an excuse for getting owned, especially by Merkent.

Could easily be fixed by Konami, but they get more money every time they ban a glitcher who has to buy a new GAME ID with expansion packs.

AvengeR: Haha I pwn you NOOB, Red8> you!
Xx_$olid_Sn@ke_Xx: OMG U MAO LAG NOOB PFF
AvengeR - Kick This Player?
{YES}<>{NO}
<<You have been kicked.>>
AvengeR: Dammit what a Merkent!

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Mao Zedong

Leader of the Chinese Communist Party(CCP), which forced the nationalist Chinese out of China and into Taiwan. He turned China into a communist state. He was responsible for the death of millions in his "Great Leap Forward." His body is now on display at a memorial in Beijing.

There were many evil dictators in history: Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong

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Nywana mao

Where you came from ... think about that

Ke tla hofa nywana mao

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Mao Zedong

When a Chinese girl leaves you during foreplay. She will take all the good food before she leaves and will not return any of it. A full Mao Zedong is when she comes back to finish the job.

"Dude, she's such a bitch."

"Why?"

"Dude, she went full Mao Zedong on my ass and dumped me."

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mao zhidong

other word for coronavirus

ching chang chong, its mao zhidong