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When your dick is stickier than a Canadians lip.
My boyfriend had a maple dick last night. He put it in but couldn't get back out.
10👍 1👎
Some stupid 2-D sidescrolling game. It's addictive without offering any satisfacting features. It's buggy (over years), ruled by narutofans (kiddies) and hosted by Nexon. Do I need to say more?
This game is like a big slum in terms of the community. You will find hacker, scammer and bots in the first big city. GMs and Support do not exist, or just at Nexons webpage - to fake security and gain new player. The community itself can be split into 4 groups and 2 categories: The young and the old, and the "n00bs" and the "high levels". There is nothing else. If you are not in a guild you're lost, because you will get KSed. There is no friendship there, anyone is struggling for some stupid ranks up. Because it is more important to get some ranks up among 1,000,000+ player.
There are lots of better games out there, but as long as there are dumb people out there playing this game, MapleStory will be the 'best'.
The so called "high levler" does not have to do anything, so they start to KS, (Kill Steal) in the earlier areas. If you wanna start a new Chara in MS, do not even think about it. Those 5 days untill the deinstallation of this crappy game can be spent on better free games.
Person A: Hey, you play Maple Story?
Person B: Yes, and I really do not know, why.
Person B: I think I will quit, because I saw anything and I crash often in the last time.
Person A: So you will quit my guild and my 2-year-friendship?
Person B: Yes, of course.
Person A: Oh..Okay. Can I have your equip?
28👍 7👎
When a Non Canadian has feelings for a Canadian.
"Did you hear about Bill's new girlfriend is from Vancouver? He must have Maple Fever."
an addicting game in which you can't quit once you start unless you get hacked. repetetive..but some consider fun if fun is killing snails for the first 8-10 levels.full of names like LiLvIeTbO1 and AzNpRyDe. this game ruins your life. trust me i know. once you start playing, if you go to school, your grades drop down a lot.
maple story
scammer(at hennesy): Buying 60% 2-handed Sword scroll 10k
noob:wow ill do it thats alot
scammer:how many u got?
noob:i got 1
scammer:show
noob:ok(shows a one-handed blunt weapon scroll )
scammer:LMAO NOOB(closes trade window)
noob(thinks to himself):what a f@g(can't cuss on maplestory)im gonna defame him and log out
scammer:press tab tab space enter youll get free items
gullible player: ok (presses)
....and then he loses all his items.
Noob1:I want to be a warrior so i can use cool swords and wear ugly armor for the first 30 levels!
Noob2:I want to be a thief so i can be a ninja like naruto!
Noob3: I want to be a mage so I can Kill Steal all of you.
Noob4: I want to be a bowman so I can summon eagle at level 70!
282👍 99👎
An NHL team from Toronto Canada. They are the only original 6 team who have not won a cup since the 1967 expansion. They are known for having a moronic and delusional fanbase who refuses to see what's sprawled out on the ice in front of them. No your team is not going to win a Stanley Cup, no your team will not even make the playoffs.
Did you see the maple laughs blow a 4-0 lead to Vancouver last night?
I should have been way more surprised then I was.
31👍 7👎
All the fun of wailing on snails packed into one free game.
I feel like spending hours of my time fighting mushrooms with yellow caps so I can, get this: fight mushrooms with BLUE CAPS.
595👍 227👎
A game resembling A hentai orgy made up of snail's, pig's, mushroom's, all differant colors , and ocationally extremly flexible creatures called slimes. All of them are near the same size and appear to be the same gender.Humans can join in aswell. To play you must first download what people say is the "free" game from nexon, but is really a money sucking, repetitive and addictive game that makes boys and girls in thier late teens, who cant get bfs and gfs, spend thier parents life savings on nexon cards from 7 eleven, to accesorise thier 2D characters and get extra flashy attack items to help intensify thier orgys with others. After spending all thier money on nexon cards, they end up getting hacked by randome 12 year olds that have better social lives than they do, and so they commit suicide
19 year old Boy: "Well i offered $1,000 to that prostitute but she said i just wasnt worth it!?."
Nexon Website: " Any girl will be happy to fck you! Getting laid in maple story is as easy as pressing your down arrow key!"(litterally people do that)
19 year old boy: Wow fck college, im paying thousands of dollars and im still not getting laid, i'll just play maple story for the rest of my life and get some each and every day!
20👍 4👎