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The act of jumping into the air and very forcefully landing on someone/something.
"Did you just see Bruce jump on grandma's head?" "Yeah dude, he just marioed her to death!"
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1. Someone who doesn't know about or observe basic health or safety rules pertaining to various activities and/or doesn't speak up quickly enough when he realizes he is sick or injured, resulting in a painful and/or ruinous event for himself - which he then cathartically displaces onto someone or something else.
2. Someone who expects to overindulge in a lot of enjoyable or pleasurable or cathartic activities in rapid succession (all of which someone else pays for and/or has to clean up after) without allowing enough time to pass between them or without making enough effort to separate them. Due to his own negligence or unwillingness to wait/slow down when he should and his inability to move more quickly/speed up when he should, he creates unnecessarily huge messes that someone else has to deal with/clean up.
Basically: if you date a lot and start to notice a pattern in which you have two basically pleasurable and voluntarily-undertaken relationships in a row, which are always or frequently followed by a 3rd relationship that feels forced upon you and is rather intense, scary, embarrassing and disorienting - but ultimately you survive it and feel relieved afterward - you are possibly or probably a Mario.
Gastrointestinal example: You eat too much peanut butter because it is yummy. Immediately afterward, you do karate for an hour, which is fun. You then have a horrible case of diarrhea. You barely make it to a public bathroom, then spray it all over the bathroom because you can't make it to the toilet seat in time. You feel relieved, make no effort to clean it up and leave it for the maid to deal with. You never feel any guilt about it. You = Mario.
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This is where you get either male or female jizz on both your thumbs or two fingers and as quickly as you can draw a moustache starting from the middle of the upper lip and going outwards ...
KEY POINT : as you do this you MUST shout MARIO (In his accent is funnier) !
Sarah : 'Does that guy know he has a white moustache?'
Emily: 'Yeh looks crusty doesn't it?! '
Rachel : 'Yup I fucking MARIO'D him ;D '
Emily: GO MARIO !
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belgian word for the greatest pimp in the world.known for his coolness. he will always own you at cs
mario
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The oldest and most popular VG character who is STILL having games created after him (thankfully). Made his debut as we know him now (that is, as a plumber) in Mario Bros, alongside his brother Luigi.
However, despite Mario being a plumber, with the release of 1985's Super Mario Bros on the NES things changed. Instead of fixing taps (as he did in the prequel, if you look past obvious technical limitations), he would leap around the television screen, stamping on small brown things and eating mushrooms. Grandparents worldwide were particularly confused by this new phenomenon.
As great a hero as he is, just don't get Mario round if the waterworks go wrong; the bastard won't fix the problem. He is more likely to just jump around and put holes in the fucking ceiling with his head!
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A super sweet guy that know how to handle a lady. Is pretty tall. Might be socially awkward at times. Is good in bed.
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A video game mascot that is used by Nintendo. He is widely recognized by his red M marked cap and his blue overalls. He also has a younger brother named Luigi.
mark:Dude that cap is so Mario
Frank: yea, i got it at the Nintendo online store
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