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Mario Kart: Champion of Champions is a tournament involving two rounds of all 16 tracks, played by the inhabitants of 137 Old Finglas Road. 6 cans of Dutch Gold must be purchased for 5 pounds prior to the tournament starting and may be consumed while racing. Typical stunts pulled include fameassers, redners, mushies, and lightningers. The winner receives a ring which he will wear for the rest of the week until declaring Champion of Champions on again. He will typically ask the losing contestants to "look at my face".
Wow, Joey has been Mario Kart: Champion of Champions for almost 5 years now, no one can beat him!
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Invented by Mr Rice, Mr Nutter and Mr Fresherick, the participant must race on the track 'rainbow road' whist being punched in the face at 5 second intervals. whoever comes the highest place wins.
Terance: Dude, wanna come over to my place for some Extreme mario kart?
Derek: Hell naw man my heads still banging from last time.
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A cool new game by nintendo but the name is still spelled wrong. Also, the character selection is limited and pikachu is not included. The AI of this game is also very slow and not very hard to beat.
I love mario kart: Double Dash!
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Describes how you feel. When you almost won or got what you wanted but it got taken away from you. Commonly used as dissapointment
Man, I almost got the high score. Damnit, now I feel like Mini Ladd playing Mario Kart.
I was supposed to be the Worker of the Month! Now I'm like Mini Ladd playing Mario Kart...
A drinking game created at the university of reading, specifically 49 Henry street, where everytime you get hit, crash or fall off the edge you have to put down your controller and drink some of your alcohol (usually cider). The person who wins the race has to do a double drink.
man, who's up for playing mario kart 64:alcoholic addition
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A somewhat remastered version of the Nintendo Wii U game Mario Kart 8 now on the Nintendo Switch, released on April 28, 2017.
Guy #1: Yo, I got Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, wanna race?
Guy #2: Sure. If I win, you’ re buying me food.
Guy #1: Aight, bet.
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AN EXTREMELY SHIT GAME MADE BY SOME YELLOW FUCKS WITH TINY DICKS AND PLAYED BY SOME 5 YEAR OLDS THAT WILL NEVER LOOSE THEIR VIRGINITY AND WILL NEVER GO OUTSIDE CUZ THEY 2 NO-LIFE
Bob: HEY FUCKERS, WANT $10000000?
Fabian: FUCK YOU IM PLAYING MARIO KART DS FGT
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