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A simp. He/she respects women and always does what they ask. Even if women are wrong he always agrees with them. He buys women close then gets capped with the "Thank you bro" when he's trying to get out of the friend zone.
Markus Vanderlinde just bought that girl a hoodie and she said "thank you bro", apparently he's been trying to smash for years but he's still a Virgin and a major SIMP.
A awesome guy that gest all the girls. He is extremely sexy, to the point where no girls can resist him. His body is pure muscles to the point were he is able to lift 5 cars.
Guy1: Where are all the girls?
Guy2: They are over at Jan Markus house
a "mark" is the person, or "customer", recieving services from a prostitute.
The prostitute was searching for her "mark."
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boy: “dude did you see that new markus kid?”
boy 2:”yeah i heard he’s a real asshole.”
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This is a rather rare Norwegian name. A Jan Markus is usually one that looks like he has been dragged out of a pigs arse. People often think they smell really bad and his crooked smile often causes girls to faint because they are horrified. His nose usually resembles the shape of a BBD.
Man he's such a Jan Markus. Damn.
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Markus Persons is the creator of the well known game, Minecraft. He is known as Notch.
Markus Persons is great because he invented minecraft.
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markus is so lit im like gonna ! . )
!. ) german
hey markus shakotko you are the gem of i am german