santa marta

Mexico uses this word to describe marijuana

Got any Santa Marta

Obese Marta

Obese Marta is the most talented singer in the whole world. Better talent has never been spotted. Ever.

Person A: Have you listened to Obese Marta’s new album?

Person B: Yes of course I have! Anyone who hasn’t is a big fat r slur!

marta-irene

Hentai artist and eco-sexual, cosplays favorite hentai on Halloween, loves yaoi porn

Look at Marta-irene drawing that octopus so sexy

Marta Svensson

A retarded bitch from Poland.

Oh my god don't be such a Marta Svensson!

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Gemma and Marta

Gemma and Marta the bestest friends in the world, the ones that can trust each other with anything and everything. Both really pretty too ;)

'damn i wish i had friends like gemma and marta do...'

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Marta Krupa

Garbage. Worthless. ANything in BEtWeen

Man, that is Marta Krupa.

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Marta Idea

An idea that was VERY poorly thought out. Usually the first thing that comes to mind.

Example 1:
Marta: Hey guys let's all be the Wizard of Oz for Halloween! Friend 1 can be Dorothy, I'll be the Lion, Friend 2 can be the tin man, and Friend 3 can be the scarecrow!
Friend 2: No. And you forgot Friend 4, Friend 5, and Friend 6. 'Tis a Marta Idea.

Example two:
Marta: Hey guys for Friend 1's birthday let's surprise her with a party at the mall!
Everyone: Ok...sounds reasonable...
Marta: I'll be there with her and we'll see you there kthxbai.
*Day of Surprise*
Marta: Hey guys I told Friend 1 about the surprise, but she'll act surprised. And yea sorry, I can't make cupcakes. And she's getting bored. You all ruined this surprise.
*2 hours later*
Marta is no where to be found. She and Friend 3 have disappeared into the mall, leaving everyone else.

Friend 1: WORST BIRTHDAY EVER WHOEVER PLANNED THIS IS STUPID OMG I'M GONNA GO CRY.

Everyone: 'Tis a Marta Idea.

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