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The local newry legend. His trusty steed is a bridge end bike thats at least 600 years old. He is very well known among Northern Ireland and is way better than anything craigavon has to offer. Legend has it that his nike trainer is still in the canal and that whoever gains possesion of this magical item will be granted with the powers of marty himself.
He has a world renowned sexiest man award under his slieve and has the most lucious beard since Zeus. Some people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly cut trim and his almost hulk like muscle tone.
Sean Martine: hey ever heard of Mczilla
Everyone else: *slaps* No that man is bad, normal people say that Marty Bogroll is superior to craigavon itself!
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A Frickin Marty is described as one that is usually everyone's scapegoat. One that semi-akward in most social l situations, can also be descibed as a seductive dairy farmer. Frickin Marty's love to ruin your day, but will then attempt to make-up for it, they also are carries of the infamous dandelion wine, watch out for that stuff.
Also see "Stretcher Sam", these are usually the best buds of Frickin Marty's.
REALLLLLY??? FRICKIN MARTY!
The gangsta name for Martin Heidegger, a celebrated existentialist philosopher and the author of Being and Time.
1: Did you read Marty-H's book?
2: Yeah, I'm down with being towards death.
1: Me too, bro. I know I'm dying.
one of the greatest guitarists around today. in a band called megadeth and cacophony. Slash sucks ass
Listen to Speed Metal Symphony and Hangar 18
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A sexual act in which a middle eastern journalist releases his bowels into your open mouth. This term was made popular by Fox News host, Greg Gutfeld during a Redeye episode in December 2013.
Mike: Teresa, would you like me to crap in your mouth?
Teresa: No.
Mike: Well then how about i just give you a hot marty?
Teresa: Okay.
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Farty Marty had a party and all the farts were there,
Tutti Fruity laid a beauty and they all went out for air.
Farty Marty had a party, Tutti Fruity let a beauty, and everyone had to go out for air.
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this is when you have a sexually arousing moment
i was kissing this boy and he so took a marty moment and hit me on the leg
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