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A show that'll make you barf. It's a horrible rip-off of Invader Zim.
Martian: hell00 I leik so c000l i sav teh Eartth
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An Illegal Alien/Migrant working in a Convenience store or Gas Station, like 7-11 or Burma AM/PM.
In a robbery attempt the Kwik-E-Martian defended his store proudly with an unregistered Sawed-off shotgun, out matching both asailants black painted water pistols.
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This a cartoon band created by Ray William Johnson, who is #1 most subscribed on Youtube currently. YFM makes songs that are very funny, catchy, and entertaining. The videos are released every other Wednesday, getting millions of views per song.
These songs are often including other famous youtubers are "guest appearances" and collaborations. The words are mostly written by Ray William Johnson.
YFM is one of the most subscribed channels on youtube, and it deserves every one of those subscribers.
Me: Aw, man. This Your Favorite Martian guy is the s**t.
Hater: You kidding me? It sucks.
*walks away*
Me: Haterz gon hate.
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The time delay and confusion attributed to working on Mars when working on Earth time. A day on Mars is 24 hours 37 minutes so the same time on Mars is 37 minutes later every day on Earth.
If it is light on Mars it may be night on Earth so if you are piloting a rover or checking in with your space relatives on a regular basis the schedule could be ruff.
Also, since the Martian day is 37 minutes longer, the same time on Mars is different after every day on Earth. For instance, if you start tele-working on Mars from your home office on Earth at 9 am Mars time every day you would have to wake up about 40 minutes later everyday on Earth to keep your wake up routine regular. Lets say 9 am Mars time is equal to 3 pm Earth time when you start your job. After two weeks on the job you would have to be ready to start work around 3 am since the added 40 minutes everyday would continually shift you schedule later in the day.
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The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.
"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
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probably teh b3st show evr made y did they cancil it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!!1
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Leader of alien army which invades earth in H.G. Wells novel War of the Worlds.
Martian Luther King was green and came from Mars to destroy all of mankind, but otherwise he was pretty cool.
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