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The funniest comedian in the world today.
I watched Andrew Martinez's videos on MySpace and laughed so hard my uterus popped out. Now I'm sterile.
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Licking the underside of the twat while sticking a bottle of Corona up their butthole.
Last night I met this broad that let me give her a filthy martinez.
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The act that a woman performs when she inserts her own finger into her vagina during menstruation, then proceeds to wipe the finger across her partners upper lip, thus making a bloody reddish-brown smear resembling a moustache.
I fucked her pussy hard, but when I fell asleep, that bitch gave me a bloody martinez that I found when I looked in the mirror the next morning.
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melaine martinez is a american singer!
she creates amazing addictive songs that have
deep meanings/depressing meanings. melaine
martinez most famous song according to google
is cake and playdate! but as i was saying melaine
martinez is an amazing song artist her songs are
amazing yet sad its very addicting! for me i love
her songs in general and they are amazing! hope
everyone else can agree or not its your opinion!
melaine martinez is an amazing song artist! :)
He will scam you he has 2 girlfriends and he has lots of money
Obeth Martinez is fucking cute
diego Martinez my top definition for diego Martinez is that he is a good friend and always keeps his shoes clean no matter what. He also comes over to your house and eats all your junk food and plays games, but by him self
Last night diego Martinez ate all my junk food with out asking
Snack consisting of Snicker and a Coke.
Because after a Dirty Sanchez, you're going to need a snack and something to drink....you dirty slut.
Screech gave the hooker in his video a Saucy Martinez as an apology for the surprise Dirty Sanchez.
He then killed her and dumped the body in a river.