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The action in which one tries to speak and a fully formed sentence is not formed. There are fragments and random words. The person is intently trying to form a sentence and make a point, but the sentence is incomprehensible. There is usually an utter of words and the spew of grunts and/ or the word uhh. This action is usually accompanied by a blank stare or glazed look.
I went to talk to him, but he started mash potato mouthing everywhere. He is real hard to talk to.
An older woman's ass that is rotund and full of cellulite dimples. When they sit down, the ass seems to squish and go all over the place, as if they were sitting on a pile of mashed potatoes.
My sixty-five year old teacher has a mashed potato ass. It is very distracting.
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The greatest thing to ever happen to KFC.
Consists of a layer of mashed potatoes, corn, fried chicken bites, and cheese.
MOM: Okay, honey, what do you want for dinner?
ME: KFC mashed potato bowl.
DAD: Come on, can't we go out to eat for once??!
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Fists that are soft like mashed potatoes because they aren’t clenched hard enough. mashed potato hand punches are weak, ineffective, and put the hand and wrist at risk of damage if you hit hard. Common among young low ranked martial arts students.
Those young white belts are gonna get themselves hurt if they don’t make proper fists and keep throwing punches with those mashed potato hands.
A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.
Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?
FF: dafuq is that shit?
Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.
The fat underneath the chin most notably seen when one lowers their head.
Damn she's got a bad mashed potato chin. Did you see it when she was looking down?
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When one flexes his or her ass causing multiple dimples to form giving the appearance of lumps like mashed potatoes
Person 1: Oh my God, look at his ass.
Person 2: That is some seeeerious mashed potato ass.
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