A term used on social networking sites to describe acts of outstanding gayness. It's used rarely but some status updates are so outstandingly gay nothing else will suffice.
Note: drunkeness is not an excuse
Lee: Oh my God, the stars, the stars tonight are amazing. Thank goodness for no street lights in the countryside
Dubs: You massive gaylord
A large scale win, something that just "dub" by itself doesnt give justice to
Guy: Bro we lit those bums up in game 7
Other guy: Fax bro.. that was a massive dub
An extra-large penis that damages pussy upon insertion
The woman's vagina took eight stitches after being drilled by a massive cock.
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Massive homosexual, whether gay or straight.
Can also refer to a person of great disdain
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โWow, that is one absolute unit! A massive lad, if you will!โ
Someone that will do anything for a person they like. Usually they will get unnecessary excited whenever a girl ask them for a school pencil and they make a whole deal about it. A girl will leave them on read for 8 hours and as soon she texts back, they will respond to them in the speed of light.
girl texting 0.001 sec
Mustafa: ight brb imma go talk to this girl
Shawn: you simp go help Robert with the test
Robert: nah f that kid
Shawn: fr this kid been cashapping her 12$ just to ft, talk about being a massive simp
Robert: damn he gotta pay just to talk to her? she be making bank rn XD
Someone who is an absolute stain and pisses everyone off he or she meets.
"Oi Mol, Seen that guy at the bar in that rhinstone t-shirt sipping his stella!"
"Yeah Smig what about him?!"
"He's a Massive Wool!"