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Matilda Rose is a kind caring person who will never judge you She’s pretty and usually born in summer time she’s usually dark eyed and dark haired she has those sort of eyes that you could get lost in but sometimes those eyes turn angry Matilda Rose will never leave you unless she has no choice
Matilda Rose is the most kind person I’ve ever met
When an older, buff, German woman forces you to eat an entire chocolate cake off her bare ass while she calls you a fat piggy.
"Does anyone know why John looks so sick today?
" Yeah. He went total Matilda Kid on that German lady across the street last night."
"Dude, that's disgusting."
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In "Tom Traubert Blues" (Tom Waits) it's about drinking till death.
and you can ask any sailor
and the keys from the jailer
and the old men in wheelchairs know
that Matilda's the defendant, she killed about a hundred
and she follows wherever you may go
waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda, you'll go waltzing
Matilda with me
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A person who thinks “I’m big, you’re little; I’m right, you’re wrong; I’m smart; you’re dumb”.
They’re so egotistical that they have The Matilda Mindset.
When someone goes down on you with a hat glued on.
"Girl his hair patchy af but he hella fine idk what to do"
"Bitch duh try Matilda Style it worked for my mans and I"