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The shy kid that everyone likes but noone especially takes notice too.
That kid is a matt, he's so cute but I wouldn't date him.
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A Matt comes with incredible eyes and A1 graded kissing lips complete with lip ring. A Matt spends all his time and money in a frenzied state of euphoria on his throne using sticks to perform buzz rolls on round cylinders of various sizes while smashing tin plates at the same time to get his groove on. A Matt will bring you vegetarian food when neccessary or be the designated driver if needed. A Matt is a friend of the highest caliber. You will usually see a Matt with groupies hanging all over him which he considers nazzty. Matts reside in a state of oblivion with no clue about anything that goes on around them except the sight and sound of drum sets and drum music. A Matt has an uncanny abilty to make you laugh hysterically and to talk for hours about his random ahmazing interests and experiences. A Matt is a perfect combo of single stroke rolls, ruffs, and paradiddles. A Matt is a masterful combination of good looks, humor and sexiness all packed into a babyface giant package of superb drum skills.
Drummer 1: WOW now that is one heck of a Matt solo.
Drummer 2: I gotta get my Matt on like that wut wut yea.
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The hottest guy in the world, cute, a chick magnet, usually on the shorter side at a younger age, makes a girl wish he would never leave her.
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the other half of a human being with a connection of minds with said person that increases with distance.
often capable of finishing the other person's sentences or thoughts.
more often that not denies their homosexuality
is able to become the person who he is the other half of.
Tyler- dude i just--
Matt- i kno i saw her at the same time
Tyler- its like-
Matt- her boobs are the size of your head i kno...
Tyler-...your so--
Matt- i am not gay or bisexual.
Tyler-...get out of my--
Matt- head? i cant u got half of my mind there bitch.
Tyler-....sonva
Matt-bitch!
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the best looking boy I've ever met. Loves pringles, and will love you forever if you give him some. Has the best jaw I've ever seen and dresses amazingly. He is shy, doesn't always like interacting socially and can sometimes appear as awkward. Once his shell is cracked, its cracked forever and you can get your way in and gain his trust, but it's a hard shell to crack. Strong, beautiful arms, quiet and likes to walk a lot.
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A man with no arms and no legs lying on the floor, especially if lying near a door or entryway.
Hey! Don't walk on my new rug! Wipe your dirty feet on Matt.
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