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Matteo Zimmerman

a German name for a decent, nice, if slightly 'ackward' kid that you'll discover when he becomes your locker buddy. He'll look you up in his old yearbook because he won't believe that you're not a new student. You, being his amazing locker buddy, will constantly beat him in the locker-opening challenges you'll frequently have. Be happy that you know a Matteo Zimmerman, because they're awesome.

No way, Matteo Zimmerman, I beat you in opening my locker

by amazinglockerbuddy January 17, 2011


matteo laurito

A woman that likes a new girl every week, always asks for dick pics

You are such a Matteo laurito

by Brandon boffton January 12, 2018


don matteo

The hottest prete of all time

Don Matteo is so hot man!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

by Donmatteolover November 23, 2021


Matteo pompilii

Matteo pompilii - the Italian stallion, this is an act in love which consists of 2 men

Did you do the matteo pompilii last night

by EpicGuxximan June 14, 2023


Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever period.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024


Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024


Matteo Roberts

sexy young man

'God I wanna fuck Matteo Roberts'

by himmy chalamet February 20, 2024