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A guy that is so good looking and talented that everyone ignores how much of a dick he is.
Person 1: Bro, why do the girls like Chad so much? He's hot and good at everything, but he's a dick.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a John Mayer.
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The alter ego of the god of pockets, controls all water in his house.
You are not the Mayer of Water, Joeseph D'Alessio is.
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A nickname for MY BIG FAT COCK.
Suck on this Oscar Mayer before I cut your bitch ass.
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Shitty Musician for teenage girls, well known for being inferior to bands such as Green Day, Blink 182 and the Foo Fighters.
It is well known that John Mayer would lose in a fight against Billie Joe Armstrong as Billie Joe Armstrong does not suck balls like John Mayer.
Also used to describe animal leavings.
My cat did a HUGE John Mayer on my Green Day CD's, now it's dead.
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Born on June 26, 1603, Sam Mayer took part in the Mayflower Voyage of 1603. Sam fought many battles, killing approximately 21 pirates and 24 octopussi. But, 69 days after the ship took sail, a bad storm known worldwide as "Hurricane Tortilla" created many challenges for Sam and the GMS crew. But, they made it to land safely with no injuries or casualties. But, they were disappointed that there we no race cars in sight, so they sailed back to the United States where Sam and the GMS crew competed for many wins and championships in NASCAR's top tier series. However, Sam is most known for making his fan @sammayerfan a happy birthday video.
Sam Mayer is cool, but Ty Gibbs is my favorite still!
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