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Mayor Lewis is an NPC-type character from the popular farming game Stardew Valley. He is the mayor of Pelican Town who seems to help the community. He is the one who sells all the items you throw in the Shipping Bin. He is a man of many secrets with a love for the color purple.
"Hey, Farmer! It's nice to meet you. Welcome to Pelican Town. Have you met the Mayor yet?"
"Mayor Lewis? Yeah, I met him when I got first got here. He comes and sells all my stuff for me. I can't help but wonder what he's hiding behind that tarp in his yard, though."
The totalitarian, evil, corrupt, dictator, pro-corporate american loving, rich beyond belief but to greedy to spread or share the wealth, rather see people suffer, believes in taxing everything (including air-I'm surprised he hasn't done that yet...) and making healthcare and owning any car, house, renting an apartment even more unaffordible to younger generations, self worshiping, thinks he is so high and mighty, that his shit doesnt stink. He is rude arrogant, believes in anti-family and values, believes in population control, anti-big sugary drinks, trans fats, hates Blacks, Spanish/Latin, Jews, Indians. He tries to be cool by trying to speak spanish but fails horribly. He's a maniplative deciteful, mush for brains, the biggest jerk, asshole, and rat that ever lived, the one the only New York's Mayor Bloomberg...
The asshole Mayor Doomsberg is at it again, he made hurricane sandy look like a walk in the park compare to how he rules over and destroys the lives of the citizens of New York.
similar to "hooked up". A play on foursquare checkins and the mayor badge mayor badge
given as a compliment to a woman with an impressive rack, a bodacious set of ta-tas, an amazing couple of hooters.
Wow! Have you seen Marianne in that revealing dress? I'm voting for her to be The Mayor of Hooterville!
Someone so simple minded that they would be elected Mayor of Simpleton, fictional town of simple minded folk.
Art would win an election for Mayor of Simpleton by a landslide.
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Another name for Kwame Kilpatrick, Former mayor of Detroit, MI. He has earned the name with his criminal record or assault, perjury, and criminal misconduct.
The Gangster Mayor got his mom to pay $30,000 for a private jet to Texas!
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