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A chilled cup of fresh dookie butt butter. Fresh from a street venders turd cutter.
Yummy, my husband just have me a fudge mcflurry and I love him
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While at mcdonalds with your girl, order a mcflurry, drink it as fast as you can and then puke it up on your chick, smack her across the face with your dick and tackle her into the ball pit with all the little kids. Then proceed to fuck the shit outta her while licking the mcflurry off. Right as your about to bust a nut, whip your Big Mac out and squirt her in the chest while screaming "WHOS RONALD MCDONALD BITCH!" she follows up with "YOU ARE, YOU ARE!" After all the mayhem exit through the drive thru window while not speaking a word to anyone.
Josh: DAMN DANIEL YOU PULLED THE CUM MCFLURRY ON YOUR MOM!
Daniel: Hell yea i did, bitch loved that shit
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You Cum into a girl's nose, then you tickle her nose with an eagles feather. And wait until she sneezes the jizz out onto her ice Cream, then giving it to her friend, thus having made a midwest mcflurry
Yo Laquetrandaniesha last night you know that ice cream with whipped cream i gave you. It was actually a Midwest Mcflurry.
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When a employee of McDonald's who has contracted Herpies pisses in the McFlurry machine before making the McFlurry.
Sarah: You know that douch that always came through drivethrough?
James: Yeah.
Sarah: Today I gave him a good taste of my special Herpa McFlurry.
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While at mcdonalds with your girl, order a mcflurry, drink it as fast as you can and then puke it up on your chick, smack her across the face with your dick and tackle her into the ball pit with all the little kids. Then proceed to fuck the shit outta her while licking the mcflurry off. Right as your about to bust a nut, whip your Big Mac out and squirt her in the chest while screaming "WHOS RONALD MCDONALD BITCH!" she follows up with "YOU ARE, YOU ARE!" After all the mayhem exit through the drive thru window while not speaking a word to anyone.
Josh: DAMN DANIEL YOU PULLED THE CUM MCFLURRY ON YOUR MOM!
Daniel: Hell yea i did, bitch loved that shit
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Meaning fair enough or it's ok. Or i don't care.
"I like big butts" Murray McFlurry
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when you are getting your dick sucked and your girl/man is so drunk that she decides to puke all over you and your dick
Man Sam just went to the bathroom in Pita Plaka to get an Oreo McFlurry from Chelsea!!
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