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McGuired

Getting so high that you believe you're a dinosaur, usually a stegosaurus. Most people that believe this have, or will have severe mental problems.

Relates back to a story about how stegosaurus used to be so dumb thousands would fall off a cliff until there was a slope of corpses so they could get down the cliff safely, even then they still jumped off. Unfortunately they were to stupid to go around the cliff.

Also relates to philosopher Brandon R. McGuire who argued that stegosaurses mainly ate a diet of marijuana thus deeming why they had a brain the size of a walnut and stupidly died by the thousands.

"that pot McGuired him badly"

by StegoMaster October 27, 2009


Savannah McGuire

The most “two-faced” girl you will ever meet (in a good way). I say this cuz she is so kind and shy to people who don’t know her too well, but the second she gets out of school and onto those damn signature cruises of hers... Shit’s. Goin. Down. Everyone knows her for her cruises. She parties, drinks, dances, plays, and works hard until she drops dead. She is the definition of “Work hard. Play hard”. All the guys at school always stare at her beauty or secretly take pictures of her ass and she doesn’t have a clue. She has dark brown hair ( it almost looks black) and is never pale or “washed out”. She has absolutely no interest in guys younger than her cuz she knows they’re too immature for her. She gets straight A’s in school without even trying cuz she’s just THAT GIRL. She’s always down to talk. Go to her for advice cuz she always knows what to do. She will never lie to you ( except maybe about her past). Become friends with her and you won’t regret it. Marry that girl cus I can’t...

Guy 1: look at her, she’s so fun and just flat out gorgeous

Guy 2: yeah I know, she’s such a Savannah McGuire

by Swirrlygymnast1424 October 21, 2020


Justin McGuire

Justin McGuire is a god of all things, he likes Jason Huston and likes crapping on him in Fortnite and anything you can name. He is not just a god at Fortnite, but at life and everything he does, he loves destroying kids in fantasy football and loves ruining peoples days by pulling GT’s in madden when everyone else spends 100,000 training and pulls nothing.

Justin McGuire is a God!

by Ler Hit June 1, 2021


lizzy mcguire

scroll up the lizm, dawgs

“put the fire to lizzy mcguire and get higher… light the liz, doop!”

by sretaw, trebor October 5, 2022


Thotty McGuire

In Lizzy McGuire she had a cartoon version of herself that acted as her conscience . She also played on her desk and did random stuff like that but she was...dumb. A thotty McGuire is a person who is just plain stupid or dumb or a dumb thot.

That girl is just a thotty McGuire

by Ifeellikepablo18 August 31, 2018


McGuire

An infected lesion that forms in a flesh food of an obese person’s inner thigh.

Wow dude that McGuire looks like a vagina with a yeast infection!

by BigD710 July 12, 2024


McGuire

A kid who enjoys banging giant whale sized women.

That McGuire guy loves hitting the gurb

by Cookie2002 November 25, 2021