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An excuse given to an unwilling and uncooperative female bedfellow .
Used when she is reluctant to make best use of an urgent tumescent member .
Convince her that the stonker in your pyjamas actually possesses medicinal healing properties and if she would care to suck it or pop it into her love tunnel , then whatever may be ailing the bitch will be almost instantly cured
Imogen complained of several ailments and was cock blocking me for several hours . I did however manage eventually to convince her that 7 inches of throbbing gristle otherwise known as the medicinal penis would be just what the doctor ordered to ease her whining
Stiff Medicine is taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.
Stiff Medicine includes Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.
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An elegant and almost perfect performance of bull-shittery, when telling a lie or selling an absolutely worthless product to a group of people, but acting and speaking in such a manner that even that the person(s) know its bullshit they will still buy the product.
Acting out in the most extreme way when seeing a doctor or health care professonal in order to get desired meds or more powerfull drugs. a common practice when doctor shopping, (puttin on a medicine show!)
I knew he was puttin on a medicine show when the guy at autozone sold me mud tires with snow chains and the 4x4 package after I told him I drive a scooter, and live in downtown L.A. but he made the deal sound so sweet I couldnt pass it up!
When bob got sent to the puzzle factoy he figured he'd make the best of a bad situation by throwing feces at the nursing staff. This medicine show would get him some good drugs for sure!!
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farts produced as a result of medicine ingestion
Had a cold and took some cough syrup. Short time later I'm passing gas resulting in a severe case of medicine ass.
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1. A derogatory term used by ignorant U.S. rightwingers to describe the forms of affordable and efficient health care practiced in Canada and many parts of Europe and elsewhere. Originally coined in the 1950s to defeat any proposal to limit the rights of doctors and insurance and drug companies in the U.S. to profit from disease and human misery.
2. Any proposal advanced by a Democrat or anyone else on the left to improve the ruinously expensive and inefficient U.S. health care system.
1. "I don't care if people live longer and healthier lives in Canada. That shit is socialized medicine, and it takes away my right to go bankrupt and die when my insurance company pulls the plug."
2. "Hillary's health care plan was a give-away to the drug companies and the HMOs."
"I don't care. She's a Democrat, so her plan was really socialized medicine."
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A tool used in sexual intercourse, where the penis is submerged in fluid, to help cause an orgasm.
Coke was my cock medicine yesterday, it made my willy feel fizzly
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'non-drug' treatments. It is all about focusing on the physical; social and soul of the person
China use herbal medicines, this is an eastern medicine
India uses head massages, this is an eastern medicine
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