Faculty members

Used as a expression of anger or distress.
this term is sometimes used as an insult

Boy 1 spills water on Boy 2's shirt.
Boy 2 "Faculty members! Get away from me you stupid faculty member!"

Managing Member

When one white male inserts his erect penis into another latino male's anus (doggy style) and reaches around to grab the other persons penis and then berates the latino male being penetrated by calling them homosexual if they have an erection as well

Cornelius Pumpernickel totally managed my member last night if you know what I mean !!!

-Managing Member

country member

One who resides in the country and is somewhat objectionable.

Stuart "He's a Country Member.", Sarah, "Yes I remember"

8👍 2👎

Military Member

A person or animal that is associated with being part of the military; especially those in active duty or reserves.

Joseph was angry that his friend was pretending to be a military member.

8👍 3👎

fringe member

Somebody who is a member of a group but not a major part, he hangs around in the 'fringes'. Generally tries to act cool but fails.

That fringe member who looks like a girl just tried to buy my friendship.

13👍 5👎

Members Only

When a bar/party/scene is inundated with males, much to the chagrin of bachelors looking to meet single women. Referred to as such because seemingly every person in attendance has a "member" a.k.a. a penis.

See also: sausage fest, weenie roast, swordfish fry, etc.

Guy 1: Let's go to the party at Steve's house tonight.
Guy 2: Hell no! It's always Members Only at his parties. I actually want to get laid. Let's go to the club instead.

83👍 54👎

privy member

Privy members--
Dick
Penis
Man-worm
Third leg

Sex organ ;)
Peepee
Cock

Bertha: "That man has the biggest privy member I have ever seen. His privy member made me happy. I slept with him three times today and his privy member gave me herpes. I love his privy member."
Betty: "no"

8👍 2👎