When your lover tries to borrow or share your beloved I-pad. A bit like a hapless grab at a threesome except with your adored, sancrasant I-pad.
"Back off already boyfriend. Get your own I-pad. My I-pad is a monogamous machine. No menage a pad for you!".
The french word meaning, manage in threes, or: a threesome. Commenly known for being used in Timbalands song, Bounce.
Hey Kate and Sue! Come over to my place tonight and we can menage et trois. ;)
french phrase meaning threesome
French Boy: Bonjour madams, how about some menage-et-trois?
French Girl #1: des clous!!!
French Girl #2: *slaps boy*
A three-way which involves two girls and one guy. Derived from the french phrase menage et tois, the word tois is replaced with the word twat to distinguish between two girls and one guy versus two guys and one girl.
"Well, did you ask Jasmine and Lisa about the menage et twat?"
"Yeah."
"What did they say?"
"They're...into it."
A Cadet Menage a Trois is a three-way that three male cadets have when they get together and spit-roast each other.
Now and then, when Matt's friend, Jamie, drops by, we all have a Cadet Menage a Trois
text messaging multiple partners simultaneously.
Awwww shit! I sent Jack's text to Johnny
Better slow down, one at a time, menage et text can be trouble!