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A guy that’s very ugly and makes terrible music. he also has a tiny dick. #shootthemendesarmy
omg! shawn mendes makes me wanna kms
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A Celebrity Who Is One That Is Beyond The Hotness of The Sun. Has Been in Many Films and Many Photo shoots, only to appear in Sexy outfits, such as Lingerie.
To Be Used as A Compliment.
One of The Best Compliments in the World To Compare How Hot Someone Is.
If That Person is Not Hot, They are The Opposite of Eva Mendes.
"Hey... Um I Think You're Hot..." Boy Smiles as he spoke to His Crush.
"Really? How Hot?" Girl gets curious.
"Like Eva Mendes HOT!!!!"
"Awww <3"
Next Day They Go Out.
Boy looks at A Girl.
"You're the Opposite of Eva Mendes. Someone who's the Opposite of Eva Mendes shouldn't live...."
Girl Kills Herself.
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Daddy!!
Friend 1:who’s that
Friend 2:that is what you call a snack
Friend 1:that’s what you call my new daddy
Shawn mendes is what you call a daddy or a snack if your hungry
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Janice: Jesus sacrificed himself for us.
Jack: I bet he just wanted to pull a Robar Mendely lol
Guilherme is a Portuguese name and a good person. Most of the time he's really anxious or worried about the people who are with him most of the time. Guilherme can be such an asshole but he's just trying to protect himself from the people who don't like him. Guilherme is lovely and cute but don't make him feel worried or guilty about something he really gonna get really aggressive and anxious.
Who is Guilherme Mendes?
-it's a good person and he gonna help you!
He is always such a cool and friendly guy who you’d trust your child with but he’d always refuse and don’t give him access to your desktop
hesel hersel mendes said my coputer got vinrus
/ˈslēpiNG/ /mend/
: a watery discharge from the mucous membranes of the eyes that has dried into a crust
Other words for sleeping mend
- rheum
- sleep crust
- eye crusties
- eye boogers
- eye goop
- eye gunk
Amir began wheezing at night — once so badly that an ambulance was called — and woke up most mornings to find his eyes swollen shut with sleeping mend.