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A mentrual flow that has passed its expiration date and has become rife with mold, bile and excretory chunks.
I tried to eat out Michelle, but her lack of hygiene, combined with the time of the month, resulted in my getting a mouthful of curdled menstrual chunks.
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The aftermath of when a woman is on her cycle and has unprotected sex with a man. The semen and menstrual blood are therefore combined, thus the formation of cream of menstrual soup.
Man, me and Julie got together last night and, well she was on her period and we had some cream of menstrual soup.
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A very unusual genre of abstract art whereby two lesbians have finger-painted each other's menstrual fluid on canvas with a sweeping, swirling effect. ( The term was coined by two late women artists who were lovers, one of whom had a first name beginning with "Jo" and the other whose surname began with "Jo", hence the reference to "Jo-Jo".)
"This rare Jo-Jo menstrual painting over here in the corner of the gallery, with it's captivating reddish-brown swirls of color, is quite a striking piece of artwork," remarked the museum curator.
The brand of hair dye Beth uses.
“Beth, where do you get your menstrual hair dye?”
“Believe it or not, I get it free every month!”
A random woman, who thinks just because she white, has adopted blk kids, and is like eighty, can take away other womens rights for male attention
Woman: “Hey have you heard ‘bout roe v wade?”
Me: “Yeah and that Post-menstrual pick-me who overruled it?”
The period at the end of the month when police act like bastards and give more tickets to fill their quotas. If you come across a female in this situation, you're totally fucked.
Dan: "Dude I'm drivin to Florida tomorrow."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."
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That time of the month, when that time of the month is supposed to happen, but is delayed. This is due to the fact the leap year affected the menstrual cycle.
This can sometimes cause a woman to believe that she is pregnant. When in fact, it is simply the menstrual leap year at work.
Natalie: Ermahgerd, my period is late. I must be prego!
Seanequa: No, Natalie, you are not prego. It is simply a result of the menstrual cycle leap year.
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