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When one goes to the store to just feel the fabrics and get some sensorial satisfaction.
"Hey K, wanna go to the store to do some merch-perving?"
Free swag you get from your church on Sunday.
Hey Lucy, check out the free St. John’s coffee mugs. That’s some sweet church merch!
A bag of weed that is so potent that not even the Devil himself would be able to smoke it without pulling a whitey.
Stoner 1 - "Take a drag of that man"
Devil - "Fuck me mate, thats some Hell Merch.... Im going to the toilet..."
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A pimped out van that has been converted to a mobile shop that sells Merch or Merchandise for teams, clubs or events.
The Cowboys Team Shop's merch van are heading to Far North Queensland for the Cowboys v Broncos trial game and are stopping off along the way to offer the latest apparel.
A term to describe an erection caused by amazing product merchandising.
Did you see that product display?!
Got a full Merch Perch right now
(noun)
A group of male friends who constantly yell "merch" and refer to themselves as the "merch gang." Common traits of a "merch gang" include obnoxiousness, autistic-like speech, and a never-ending need for having each member's cock in their ass.
George: These idiots are calling themselves the "merch gang" now.
Joe: They'll probably be having a group orgy next time they get together.
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