Merk

Anything you want ( Only applying in Gun-Ru aka Grand Rapids MI)

-Girls

-Fucking
-Cigerettes
- Chewing Tobaco

Im bout to go get some merks
-means Im bout to go buy some cigs or

Im bout to go get some girls
Bout to Merk a Merk

- Bout to fuck a girl or
- Toss a chaw
-Smoke a Cig

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merking

To, intentionally or unintentionally, appear in the background of someones photo. Someone who does this often may be referred to as a 'merker'

Look at you merking in the background of her photo!

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Merked

n. Being completely wasted high off prescription pills, preferrably opiates.
v. To snort prescription pills

Before playing video games my friends and I like to get all Merked out.

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merks

woman who taste bad when you go down on them. Origins in the word "merkin" coming from Shakespeare's day. (A merkin was a pubic wig used by some women to cover up venerial diseases.)

oh my god were you guys just talking about merks? The worst was the other day when...

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Merked

The means of getting Murder-Killed in any situation.

i.e. during video games, hit and runs, getting made fun of publicly, and/or losing in any way possible

Oh man I was playing C.O.D. 4 last night and this n00b came in and started talking shit, so me and my friends merked his clan by 14 kills.

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merked

To be badly beaten up or killed. Comes from the word Murded.

Geeza your gonna get merked

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merked

1. Owned, lit up, pwned, etc.
2. A state of first being stabbed in the chest, followed by being anal raped.
3. Showing a sense of ownership over an item, followed by dissing it.

1.
Person A: Dude! Headshot!
Person B: Merked!

2.
Person A: Dude, I just got merked!
Person B: Damn, that sucks.

3.
Person A: Dude, your dog just got merked!

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