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Michael Jordan the most overrated player of all time. How can he be better than LeBron, if he is not better than kareem. How can he can be the GOAT if he isn't the best at anything?
GOAT Scorer:Kevin Durant
GOAT Shooter:Steph Curry
GOAT Passer:Magic Johnson
GOAT playmaker:LeBron James
GOAT defender:Bill Russell
GOAT Peak:LeBron
GOAT Longevity:LeBron
GOAT Playoff peformer:LeBron
Only Casual NBA fans would say Jordan is the GOAT because the famous old saying Jordan is 6-0 and LeBron is 4-6 in the finals. The only reason why MJ is 6-0 is because he versed NO COMPETITION! Not to mention he is 1-9 without Scottie Pippen. MJ retired in 93-95 because he was scared of hakeem! The best finals player Michael Jordan played against was Magic Johnson, and he had AIDS/HIV, the bulls put pippen on magic also so MJ had to do nothing on defense. From 96-98 MJ wasn't even a top 3 defender on his team! Pippen,Rodman and Ron Harper were all better defenders! His east competition wasn't even that good! The best he versed was a rookie shaq and reggie miller. The only two good teams he ever versed in the east was the celtics and the pistons. Larry Bird Swept him! LeBron haters love to say Curry is 3-1 against LeBron in the playoffs and then forget Isiaiah Thomas is 3-1 also against MJ in the playoffs. MJ fans also love to say that LeBron got saved by allen and kyrie and then forget that MJ got saved by Paxson and Kerr too! In conclusion, Michael Jordan is the most overrated player ever
Michael Jordan is 1-9 Without Scottie Pippen. LOL
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Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.
Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.
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DAAAAMNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Dat Nigga Is Rollin' On Michael Jordans
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When you suddenly fist someone's anus, with your arm stretching out like Michael Jordan in Space Jam, and you take the first thing you feel and grab, twist, and pull it out.
She was doing ok, until Ryan began Michael Jordan-ing her.
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When you are f ing a girl in the ass you pull your penis out right before you are about to blow your load and stick your tongue out and then catch it on your tongue and spit it in the girls face.
i was fucking your mom and sister and a little bit of your dad on the side(but he was pretty much just watching)when i thought of the michael jordan v2 and it was so AMAZING!!!
Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.
A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.
One who many see as the greatest but us actually nothing but an overrated ass bitch
People think I’m the greatest but I’m not so I’m a Michael Jordan
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