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A teenage (or old lady) asian or philipine cat lady who likes to masterbate and pick her nose. She is ADDICTED to facebook and loves to read your messages. She is a GREAT secret keeper and a good friend despite the masterbating picking nose thing. Everyone loves a Michaela!
Woah, you mean Entereso? Yup definitley a Michaela.
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A truly quirky girl. Constantly posting on her private story about how quirky and random she is when she is doing the most basic task. Also loves the gym and is always on the grind for a six pack.
"wow you're so quirky!! look at you drink that cup of water Michaela !!
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A girl who is rude, punches people, is fat, has a flabby second chin, a disgusting mole on her cheek, but kinda OK. She looks like a big blob. (Of fat)
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A girl from Holbrook Massachusetts, Usually found hanging out with the usual Alexis or Sarah, sometimes she can be found with Bonnie. She has only had one boyfriend, His name is Devyn Carroll Brown. He is a black male at the age of 14.
He was also her first and only kiss.
She has recently become famous for sucking Michael Reichart's legendary penis.
Michaela: I want to ride Michael like a pony!
Alexis: EW.
Michael: YES, can I eat out your large buttocks?!
Michaela: Of course j00 can.
Alexis: EW.
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Her face will make you kill yourself. Her stink makes you faint instantly. You should never go near a Michaela. They will end your life.
"She stinks, that must be a Michaela."
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She is a person who cheats on her boyfriend and has an extremely tight pussy. A lot of people fall in love with her but then she just breaks their heaRte over and over again. Everyone thinks she's beautiful but actually she's a crazy ass woman who apparently is always on her period and will go crazy if you call her something bad.
"She just fucked seventeen guys in the mcdonalds bathroom all at once, what a Michaela"
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A couple no one understands, their relationship is confusing filled with twist and turns, many might say toxic but behind all that they are inlove. their love is something that will never be denied. blanca and michaela are in it for the long haul, they aren't perfect but they are real. you see them and can see the love and passion just by looking at them. this is a power couple who is drop dead gorgeous and so sexy that you either love them or hate them.
guy: jake, whose that hot couple
jake: oh thats blanca and michaela