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You give someone a blowjob ass naked and then once they’ve cum inside your mouth you drink vodka and mix it around
in your mouth. you then swallow it while you moan the words daddy and grabbing your tits
Bro she gave me the best dirty micky last night.
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1.the guy that wanted to divorce minnie mouse for cheating on him.
2. a cool mouse.
1. judge-"im sorry but u cant divorce minnie mouse because shes crazy."
micky-"i didnt say she way crazy, i said she was fucking goofy."
2. micky mouse can be cool, most the time gay, but cool.
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The act of pooping on somebodys head and giving them a hitler while they are asleep making them look like mickie mouse
OMG jared look at this mickie mouse i did to katie its so perfect
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‘MCDONALDS’ THE MOST GANGSTA WAY.
Ayo bro you wanna run and get sum “Micky D’s”
A flyby nighter that doesn't mean a shyt. Someone who contributes nothing and should NOT be trusted. A shady snake. A fucked up person or situation.
crackhead number one: "I gave dude 20$ for a dime and he never came back!"
crackhead number two: " Girrrrl you know he ain't nothing but a Micky Flicky! Why you go give him yo money??"
baby moma one: "Girrrrrl why you be running out with my baby daddy?!!"
baby moma two: "You ain't nothin but a Micky Flicky! That my baby daddy!"
cubicle worker one: " I was supposed to have today off and got called in because she didn't come in ....again"
cubicle worker two: " Thats some Micky Flicky bullshit right there."
crackhead number one: "I gave dude 20$ for a dime and he never came back!"
crackhead number two: " Girrrrl you know he ain't nothing but a Micky Flicky! Why you go give him yo money??"
baby moma one: "Girrrrrl why you be running out with my baby daddy?!!"
baby moma two: "You ain't nothin but a Micky Flicky! That my baby daddy!"
cubicle worker one: " I was supposed to have today off and got called in because she didn't come in ....again."
cubicle worker two: " Thats some Micky Flicky bullshit right there."
when you're sick of using your finger so put a carrot up your bum and toss yourself off
"my finger cramped last night so pulled a dirty mickie"