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A badly made OS that will destroy all of mankind and enslave all of the surviving humans. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!
it also doesn't work worth sh*t and crashes every 5 minutes. it also F*CKS UP ALL YOUR PERIPHERALS AND KEYBOARDS!!!
see also Trsdahgfdajkhfg...SORRY, Microsoft f*cked my keyboard... see also Trojan Virus
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A company filled with nazi's who make shitty bloated operating systems.
Windows 11 user: Why is this operating system so fucking shit.
Linux user: Because it's Microsoft
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A company made by Bill Gates that describes himself
John: Hey did you hear, the guy that made Microsoft has a microsoft penis
SERVER: Peter has left the chat
John: Oh come on, it wasn't that bad
SERVER: SERVER has left the chat
*Chat crashes because it's powered by Microsoft*
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Someone who possesses a micro penis and it is usually difficult to get hard
I know why Bill gates created Microsoft he had to compensate for his Microsoft
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A computer company named after Bill Gates's Penis.
Yeah man, did you hear about Microsoft?
Do you mean Bill Gates's penis?
No, god no! I meant the company!
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A man with a micro penis and erectile dysfunction
Sadie hooked up with Stuart only to realize he was microsoft, effectively ruining the night.
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