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Midnight 15

When you stay up past Midnight and eat and cook unhealthy junk food, can't exercise because it's late, and you end up gaining 15 pounds of more in one year.

*Midnight.

Tom: *eats the refrigerator.

*one year later.

Tom: Hey Tyler! I keep eating at night and gaining 25 pounds.

Tyler: Sounds like Midnight 15.

Tom: Stupid Midnight 15!

by HawaiianPunch1 June 24, 2023


midnight black

The second coming in disguise. Known as the lord, or more lovingly, "Middy". they're known for their secret sparklefursexyanimebeast transformation "MIDNIGHTBLOOD BLACKFANG"! they're married to the gorgeous 500 lb "Heavy" Rain. they're known for their strong view of "guns don't kill!" and how they're the one to make the devil go running just with one striking glare...

"Have you heard of midnight black?"
"Midnight black?"
"DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION THE MIDNIGHT!"

by Midnight Black Worshipper July 16, 2015


midnight material

Pornographic or stimulating images that are viewed at exactly 12am For the purpose of singular or multiple orgasms

The Sam C only views his midnight material at the previously mentioned time

by February 2, 2018


Midnight Blues

A feeling of intense sadness and shame for the past or the dreading of events to come, stemming from overthinking as a result of sleep deprivation. This often occurs late at night, but can usually be remedied by simply sleeping.

“Babe I’ve been crying again, I miss you so much!”

“Just get some rest. You’ve got the midnight blues.”

by Carnefice July 24, 2019

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midnight high

when you're doing homework and have to stay up super late and you're working very rushedly and then when you all of a sudden finally finish or are close to finishing, the songs you're listening to sound so beautiful and you have a newfound appreciation for life. You feel as if you might explode and you want to die of happiness and cry and kiss someone and lay in the grass. Keep in mind this has nothing to do with drugs, this is just adrenaline i guess from so much emotion. i am a girl maybe this only happens to girls. idk MAYBE this is just me hahahahah

i am having this right now, as i am writing this definition, because i am a stupid procrastinator that is doing an english project and presentation due tomorrow. see this is me procrastinating right here right now fuck i hate myself

Me: Last night, I was doing my english project that was due the next day all in one night because I'm a stupid procrastinator, and i got the best midnight high!!
Friend: WOW!!! THAT'S GREAT! I USED REDBULL AND AM STILL ENERGIZED!!
Me: THAT IS NOT HEALTHY

by cynthia :) May 25, 2018


Midnight Fisherman

A baby that wakes up in the night to be fed.

As in the film Funny Girl:
"I had to get up on account of the baby. he's a regular midnight fisherman!"

by HotPixie March 18, 2008


Midnight Bozo

The feeling of being ashamed that you are a Colonizer American.

"I'm so sad I'm American"
- "Midnight Bozo?"
"Yes"

by cornyshat November 17, 2020

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