Mike Tyson

instant regret

Larry Holmes pushed his luck when he fought Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

The only man to solat in the fuckin' cafe which didn't allow Muslim

Yo, you saw Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

Beating the living sh*t out of someone.

Ey bro if he keeps talkin like that im gonna Mike Tyson that b*tch.

Mike Tyson

A measurement of currency in which is 1 million USD.

"Oprah is sure worth a lot of mike tysons"
"Bill gates makes at least three mike tysons a day"

Mike Tyson Special

While a girl is sucking your dick, you proceed to uppercut her jaw.

Todd: "Yo Tim, why is there blood on your pants?"
Tim: "Well you see Todd, I just Mike Tyson Special'ed a bitch."

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Mike Tyson's worst enemy

S

Mike Tyson can't say the sound that S males and ends up making the TH sound

Examples:
The thalad hath lettuth and tomatoeth.
The theven htailors were theathick.
The mouth is thleeping in the houth.

Person 1: What is Mike Tyson's worst enemy?
Person 2: the letter S
Person 1: How?
Person 2: He can't pronounce the sound S makes

The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.