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Friendzoned...
OMG...he just asked me out but I can’t because he’s a Mike
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Mike is completely clueless about asking you to dance. But it's ok, he's trainable.
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The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.
A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)
It is a name.
It happens to be my name.
Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?
Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...
Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.
Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-
Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...
Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.
Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.
Jamie: O.O wut?
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Mike is a great guy. I know many Mike's and most of them are very nice. I am going to marry one.
Also. The MOST common English Male Name.
I love you, Mike.
Hey Mike! How's it going?
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Name is often referred to as 'God of the chinese'..
and i agree.
hey its mike. what a fucking legend!!!
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Short for Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Yo btch, where's the mike's at?
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Mike is usually a tennis ball made by Chris and Carissa. Mike is a nice, funny guy who tells jokes and has a good looking face.
Oh look at Mike he is so guapo, and good looking!
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