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Always a Apple fan boy, who loves Tim Cook and loves USB-C, always the same Mikhails…
Mikhail is a common name that likes Apple
a nice friend and funny guy but a thicc dick
mikhail loves miku and 2D girl
A big brain move used by absolute stigma males in which a table is carefully used to grab thick thighs without any suspicion arising
Oh my goodness you just pulled a mikhail!
Mikhail will make fun of you for the weirdest things, but he’ll let you make fun of him too. He can’t draw a Russian Coat of Arms, but he can play video games all day long. His Russian accent isn’t that thick, but it is apparent enough that he’ll mention it.
“That’s such a Mikhail right there.”
“Hey Mikhail, draw a Russian Coat of Arms!”
An absolute unit, can cripple the strongest of men with a throw of his tennis ball, real menace
“Holy shit watch out Mikhail has the ball again!”
Mikhail is like a god. He is very athletic and sexy as fuck! He is the type of guy who all guys wanna be and all the girls want but is usually taken by an amazing girl! Mikhail Tolmachev is someone with a huge penis! He is one to succeed in life! Someone who is named Mikhail Tolmachev will grow up and be rich! Everyone wants to have the name Mikhail!
"I wish I was like Mikhail
Life would be perfect!"