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An absolute unit, can cripple the strongest of men with a throw of his tennis ball, real menace
“Holy shit watch out Mikhail has the ball again!”
Myshi is a great guy who I can always talk to and he won’t tell all of his other friends. He is always there for me. He’s super cute and sweet. He’s always the person who I can turn to for a smile or a laugh if I’m not having a good day. He’s loyal to his friends and is just such a big goofball. Don’t lose him as a friend
“Yo, you see Mikhail over there?”
“Yeah, he’s such a great person.”
A skinny guy who often gets sick and has an attraction to other men. He hates women (even family members). He is bisexual
Oh Boy, Mikhail is sick! Maybe he is having a boyfriend, who knows!
Mikhail will make fun of you for the weirdest things, but he’ll let you make fun of him too. He can’t draw a Russian Coat of Arms, but he can play video games all day long. His Russian accent isn’t that thick, but it is apparent enough that he’ll mention it.
“That’s such a Mikhail right there.”
“Hey Mikhail, draw a Russian Coat of Arms!”
Mikhail is like a god. He is very athletic and sexy as fuck! He is the type of guy who all guys wanna be and all the girls want but is usually taken by an amazing girl! Mikhail Tolmachev is someone with a huge penis! He is one to succeed in life! Someone who is named Mikhail Tolmachev will grow up and be rich! Everyone wants to have the name Mikhail!
"I wish I was like Mikhail
Life would be perfect!"
Mikhail, wow he is so empty minded probably bats fly around in his head. Like why tf was he even born, I mean he doesn't do anything ACCEPT act gay around the homies. Probably an ant is more productive than Mikhail. And wtf is that name? Mikhail? The name has the word "hail" in it, wtf is he like some kind of storm. If you know a guy named Mikhail, be careful, please.
What is that guy doing, he looks to be sniffing wet paint, must be Mikhail.