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In comparison to Mile High Club, this is just the same except doing it solo. In other words, masturbating on a plane.
Also known as Half Mile High Club
Jono: "Argh! This 55 minute flight is lasting forever! Guess I'll go join the Solo Mile High Club."
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A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.
My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.
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The self gratification equivalent of the Mile High Club
I flew to denver by myself on wednesday and became a member of the Half Mile High Club.
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Join the mile high club. To have sex on a plane. Generally once it's up in the air (hence the mile high) Also included in Nickelback Rockstar lyrics:
gonna join the mile high club at 37 000 feet.
"I hope i join the mile high club on the way to Madrid next week!"
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Having intercourse while on an aeroplane. To qualify, it must be moving.
I'm going to go to the bathroom. You come in and we'll get our mile high club memberships.
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Sex in a train going through the Channel Tunnel between England and France, parts of which are half a mile below sea level.
Normally in a toilet but the Half Mile Under Club with Distinction is in a carriage while others are present.
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A club containing individuals who have made 5,280 posts in an online forum.
Bob just joined The Big Lebowski forum's mile high club
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