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You are married to your phone and the internet has more pictures of you than your parents.
You are just a simple minded Millennial
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A simultaneously apathetic, arrogant, and ignorant fuck whose only claim to maturity is the hair on his/her pubis.
"Fuck the homeless! They can go out and get a job just like the rest of us," said the (often unemployed) millennial from his parents' basement, thinking he/she has the world by the balls, though his/her 20-something perspective is about as broad as my ass crack. Ironically, this narrow-sightedness is reflected by the way he/she talks out his/her ass.
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someone who gets triggered extremely easily by everything
stranger: it's such a nice day today!
millennial: dont assume my gender
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A group of self entitled group of people who are lazy, have no ambition, and are easily offended by jokes making fun of them. Oh and they don't know how to use a can opener.
I don't know how to use a hand held can opener, because I'm a millennial.
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Smug know-betters with second hand internet opinions and identity issues. When asked to explain they get angry because their thoughts have no foundation.
"What do you mean by that?"
Millennial - "I am sooo tired of explaining myself!! Look it up!"
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A millennial cycle is equal to 1000 years. The oldest millennial at this point in time (December 30, 2016) should be 16 years of age. Since the turn of the century in 1999 to 2000 started a new millennia. People that state 1980 - 1999 births are the millennial generation is mistaken.
person 1 : i was born in 1999, i am last century
person 2 : i was born in 2000, i am a millennial
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Someone who has no understanding of government or they’re freedom
This millennial thinks guns should be banned but doesn’t understand that if that happens government will take over
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