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bear in mind

Officially means: "To remember, think about, or consider someone or something (in regard to something else)"
However, it is often used in conjunction with the phrase: "Thank you, I'll bear that in mind" to express that actually you won't do that and it is a way to avoid exploding towards a remark someone has made.

Sally: "Just for future reference don't use the term 'man' as it is offensive
Steve: "Thank you, I'll bear in mind."

by NagarPhunga October 8, 2018


Mind of Mencia

n.
The absolute worst television show ever aired, or, for that matter, concieved by man. It is a void, a black hole completly empty of any mirth or comedy whatsoever. It is a momentous failure of mankind and God. It is the humor equivalent of Absolute Zero; so blatantly unfunny that it can only be achieved through a controlled laboratory setting. This leads some to believe that Mind of Mencia was, in fact, created specifically as an experiment to find the most unhumorous idea possible, but it's hard to imagine that any but the most sadistic would even contemplate unleashing such an abhorrition as MoM on the world.

Also, vb: Mencian
Something so horrible it compares to the calibur of the unholy blight itself, Mind of Mencia. It has yet to be used seriously, because come on, let's face it, nothing is that fucking bad.

"Dude, that class was so bad...it was, like mencian." (It is as bad as Mind of Mencia)
"Woah, woah. Hold up. It wasn't that bad."
"You're right. NOTHING IS THAT BAD."

by Mr. Bokbizzawk September 2, 2005

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shingle-minded

A person who has nothing on their mind except working on roofs.

That guy across the street is crazy, he has been banging on his roof all morning. He is definitely shingle-minded.

by peteski10 January 11, 2010

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mind fecked

A state beyond mind fucked. A self destruct mode where your brain voluntarily turns to scrambled egg in an attempt to escape the torture you're putting it through.

'I don't think I've ever been more mind fecked by a game.'

by OmegaStray August 6, 2018


shallow-minded

lacking intellectual or mental depth or subtlety; superficial

John Smith only talks to skinny girls that wear short skirts, he's shallow-minded.
Jane Doe only likes muscular guys who play guitar, she' shallow minded.

by 4reeltalk July 17, 2014

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Dirty Minded

When someone can figure something sexual out of any statement.

Me: I like big beefy sausages.
Dirty minded human: that's what she said hehe

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019

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peace of mind

To be free of worries, it is often used as a bullshit term on commercials that try to say that their product will give you "peace of mind" and somehow completly solve all of your problems

AN ADT surveillance system will give you the peace of mind that you deserve

by KoolMintFlava December 28, 2005

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