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A fine mist of aerosoliezed fecal matter "accidentally" released when the intent is to merely fart in your significant others face.
1. Oh oh oh oh!!! Sweet Jessie I tasted that chocolate mist, mmm hmm.
2. If that chocolate mist was more powerful it would have been a hot carl.
3. What could I do? She countered my argument with a chocolate mist.
4. She threw up on me because she was laughing so hard about chocolate misting in my face.
5. The only way to get the chocolate mist out of my mouth was to gargle with mouth wash for 20 mins after!
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I’m stuck in here listening to my in laws complain about politics while my friends are out back swiggin’ mist.
is a term for the spunk of a very old man.
GIRL A: OMG i cant believe you slept with that old guy
GIRL B: yeah i know he was all ancient and stuff
A: his spunk must of been like all cobwebs and stuff
B: eww! yeah it was whisky mist
When you are in an edit suite and can't find the right edit points
Lose the shit dude...
You can come out on "he's bussing tables".... Come in on " Take the bitch to dinner..."
I can't man, I've got video mist and can't see the wood for the trees!
When you get a girl sopping wet and leave her hanging. Her vagina juice eventually evaporates into a horny mist leaving moisture on her inner thighs.
Frank : “Bro, I got her so worked up I could feel the vag mist”
Dave: Vag mist?
Jarret: Vag mist!?
Frank: Yeah...vag mist!!
Dave & Jarret: Not my problem.
A move very similar to bukakke but 4+ women surround the guy and simultaneously squirt in his face
Bro last night was the tits. 4 girls at once...
Please tell me you stepped into the misting booth.
Of course. Shit got soaked
to see red mist- a condition certain people get into- usually caused by mental conditions but can be brought on by extreme stress/anger- when one is extremely angry there is stress put on facial muscles. the mark for one losing control of themselves and raging, destroying things/people in their vicinity, is when internal blood vessels in or near the eyes start leaking. the blood can sometimes spill into the inside of the eye, causing the person to see everything through a "red mist", hence the name. at this point, however, the person is so angry that they completely lose control and essentially go insane for a time. the condition naturally causes the person's eyes to turn red, which makes the experience for a bystander go from quite frightening to positively terrifying.
Chris was so enraged at the abuse of his lover that he saw red mist.
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