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a random day a few days before or after christmas when you can get away from the wife and exchange presents with your girlfriend
this year mistress christmas was on the 22nd because the wife was out of town.
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A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.
"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."
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A Women that is designed to enhance a mans pleasure through various activities, and through various ways of masturbating.
"Oh darling, you are a wonderful Wank Mistress. You make it so much more fun."
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A woman lays face down on a bed or floor and then a man shits in her asshole. Still laying on the ground, the woman sticks her finger in her asshole and stuffs the shit inside. Once as much of the shit will go on, the man butt fucks her.
Me and my girlfriend did a Swiss Mistress last night!
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the total oppisite of wifey material. doesnt have a hubby, but fucks alot of other womens hubbys.
Married Buisness Man::(staring at the new secretaries ass.) That broad is mistress material, oh yes.
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The evening before Valentine's Day when you are supposed to take out your mistress. Whereas on Valentine's Day you take out your wife or girlfriend.
I told my wife I was going to play basketball with the guys on mistress night, but I really took Susan to dinner.
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1) Someone who helps you get into and out of costumes during theatre shows.
2) A bad excuse for a perv!
1) My wardrobe mistress is a star, she's so helpful!!
2) My wardrobe mistress just wants to see my naked.. it's kinda arousing, but scary...