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Monday. The worst day EVER! Like if you agree
Me: Its Monday tommorow
Friend: Bruh..
Me: I know
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An adjective describing the feeling of Monday. Usually gloomy, slow, or a cranky feeling. The emotions you feel about starting the week and having to survive until the weekend.
I know today is going to be a bad day because I already feel Monday.
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A man who always gets off early during sex. Why? Because "Monday always comes too soon".
Rick's a great boyfriend, but sadly he's a Monday in bed.
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someone who looks bad on a everyday basis like they just rolled out of bed on a monday morning
Kacey: you seen her prom outfit?
Me: yea it’s was so basic, but yk she a monday😭
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a person of African-American desent
Oh, look. There's a Monday sitting over there!
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The when all wars are started. Most deaths occur. Everyone hates this day.
Mon- latin means "earth fucks everyone on earth"
You have cancer, today is monday.
You find your girlfriend cheating on you on mondays.
Hey your whole family just died in a horrible car accident involing zeebras and clowns, Oh yeh, today is monday!
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A code word for a group of people that are nearby that the speaker would like to talk trash about.
The group is usually predefined or obvious.
Walking into a group of annoying freshmen
Andy: I hate Mondays.
Jess: I know!
Freshman: I have no idea that these two are actually discussing MY failure at life and existence in general
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