mongo

a Big fat dude that rikes of awesomeness

anyone who is fat but cool like michael jackson

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Mongos on bongos

When a group of mongs get invited to take part in a group bongo playing session, much to the amusement of anyone within watching distance.

By Jove Nicholls!!! I was walking past the plaza just now and had the unpleasantness to witness a mongos on bongos session!!! It was reminiscent of a bunch of chickens being chased for the slaughter!!!

Pushing Mongo

Funny way to skate. You’re not a dumbass, you just like it more. So what you have to shuffle your feet a bit you fucking idiot, but it’s all good. When you are cruising, mongo isn’t bad. Doing tricks though? Try to switch it up and not be special...

“You’re pushing mongo? What the fuck?” said Kyle.

“Yeah bitch, I can do both, if I want to, pussy!” said Lucas.

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Void mongo

A person who is so dumb that their mind seems to be an empty void until a random, usually nonsensical thought pops up which they can't help to share, only for their mind to return to it's usual state of complete and utter emptiness.

Matt: If I shave my head, would it be more or less weird to not shave my eyebrows as well?
Jenny: wtf?
Joe: don't mind Matt, he's a void mongo.

Bad Mongo

Original coined by the band Turbonegro. The term Bad Mongo refers to an individual of lower intelligence and prowess than the average human being. Common sense and reasoning eludes such an individual who considers an iron cross his lucky charm. You can recognize a Bad Mongo by his wild eyes, dribbling tongue and a 'fuck the world' tattoo on his arm. Also considered a "genetic nightmare" in streets which are not safe anymore.

"Bad mongo, he's gonna kill you in the face"
"It's the Bad Mongo man"
"Bad Mongo got a very big knife"

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Mongo Stomp

To stomp mosh as hard as you can possibly mosh

usually done by stomping the feet as hard as possible and swinging your arms outward almost like a hardcore 2-step and move back and forth through the pit

also a song by The Mongoloids

Jim: did you see that guy?
Steve:Yeah he mongo stomped his way through those ass clowns

Mongo Deuce

1. (Noun) An absolutely massive shit.
2. (Verb) The act of taking a mongo deuce.

1. Yo Chad, I can feel a mongo deuce coming. It’s tearing up my insides.
2. I just mongo deuced in that bathroom. You shouldn’t go in there for a while.