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A very beautiful, exciting state in the northwestern region of the United States.
Very good areas to go snowmachining, and lots of beautiful mountains and rivers. Oh, and the meth capital of the U.S is actually North Dakota, just so you don't get confused by the idiot who wrote that above me.
I tried out my new Polaris Snow machine out by Billings.
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The big MT placed that used to be a paradise until ruined by pretty people assholes from Michigan, California, Massachusetts and Vermont. It is flat, cold, remote, hostile and we hate wolves.
T-shirt in MT
"Montana Sucks - Now Go Home and Tell All Your Friends"
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The most beautiful and amazing woman in the world, a man would be the luckiest person in the world if he could manage to get a girl like Montana, the only thing wrong with her is that she is oblivious to the fact that she is so perfect. She has beautiful blonde hair and hazel eyes, and she is the definition of perfect.
Person1: hey I think I like that girl what's her name
Person 2: oh her, her name is montana,but you'll never have a chance with a girl like her
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A place where men are men and sheep are scared
"Grab the duct tape, Ned's comin' with the velcro gloves again!" - a daily quote by every sheep on Ned's farm in Montana
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After engaging in anal sex, the dude makes two marks right underneath the lady eyes with his cocker, just like football players
I was going for the dirty sanchez but i went for the montana, fourth and one ....touchdown
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Heather Spence: hey guys I got some new montanas
Sam Sharp: lets go bombing!
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