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Ever notice how handjobs often leave out the tip and blowjobs can get a little too soft?
The Hannah montana is when she puts the tip on her tongue and jerks you off till the sweet release. Truly the best of both worlds
Junn:' Hey Dann and James, I saw Lena again from highschool yesterday, you know the girl we always had steve noppen for?'
James: 'Yea, bruh, she got the sweet tits. I bet she fucks like a champ but her bj's are pretty sloppy?'
Dann: ' Seconded.'
Junn: ' Nah, bruh, she gave me The Hannah Montana after I bought her a subimba'ke dame blanche. Totally worth.'
James: ' Did she really put your tip on her tongue and jerk you off?'
Junn: 'Does the pope shit in the woods?'
Dann: 'Truly the best of both worlds.'
A dumb bitch that amazingly doesn't have AIDS.
Hannah Montana: put my haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands up they playing my song...
me: shut up, ass clown.
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The stupidest fake- ID idea there ever was. fucking bitch who needs to go learn to sing.
Wears a blond wig that looks like your mom's chest hair.
Wears stupid clothes and sing songs about ice cream.
1. Do the ice cream freeze, strike your pose, now you do the milk shake, shake it shake it down low. (EW)
2. Hannah montana is a Fucker
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The worst thing to happen to music and my ears since cliff richard.... The show is pretty awful to ^-^
Is Hannah Montana Trying to ruin entertainment... caz shes doing a pretty good job.
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A role that was FIRST offered to Jojo but she declined it because she wasn't looking to entertain the 8-year-old-giddy-girl audience. Although she would've made a fortune and smarter decisions than that idiotic Miley, I still think that Jojo is awesome.
Child: I like Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana! They're both one person! She's so sneakeh!! :O
Mother: *slaps child* NO! YOU SHOULD LIKE JOJO. SHE IS AT LEAST A GOOD INFLUENCE ON YOU. JEEZ!
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The reason terrorists hate America.
"Hey, let's jack this plane and ram it into the World Trade Center 'cause Hannah Montana might be there"
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a tv show and alter ego of a teenage disney star.
you will find that most people on the internet over age 12 hate her with a burning passion, probably passion they should be using to plot against the dictators of the world.
i say on the internet, because you will also find that people who are not - cynical, "intelligent", know all about "real music" and think they are "totally awesome" for hating a 16 year old they have never and will never meet - actually dont think about hannah montana. these normal people are indifferent to her, they think of her just as another celebrity.
hating hannah montana has become an incredibly pointless trend. which i laugh at.
to prove my example below, you will also find that this definition will have a huge number of thumbs down.
all the lame people who think they are being really witty:
" omg hannah montana is a lame slut who should die i want to kill her she cant sing and i have such great taste in music, now let me go on to name about a hundred bands i have picked off "greatest" lists so i sound cool. "
person with a life: "oh, hannah montana right? haha my little sister watches that show. she made me watch the movie with her. it was okay. "
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