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An upscale village located in the downstate-Hudson-Valley region Orange County of New York otherwise known for being the birthplace of "Orange County Choppers," a successful TV show revolving around the creation of motorcycles. Montgomery is safely nestled 10 miles from the crime meccas of Middletown, NY (to the southwest) and Newburgh, NY (to the east) and is located exactly 54.9 miles northwest of Midtown Manhattan. The village is bordered to the north and west by the Wallkill River, a tributary of the Hudson River. The Village of Montgomery is contained within the Town of Montgomery, as is the hood-rat Village of Walden and the Village of Maybrook (also known as Maybronx). Exit 5 or 6 off 84.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Near Newburgh, NY....
Person 1: And you haven't been shot yet?
Person 2: Well I actually live in Montgomery, NY, a safe distance from Harlem North aka The Sixth Borough aka Newburgh.
Person 1: Oh thank god.
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A country music duo, consisting of Eddie Montgomery and Troy Gentry, they are known for hits such as "Hillbilly Shoes," "Hell Yeah," "Gone," and more recently, "Some People Change." They have six albums (in chronological order): Tattoos & Scars, Carrying On, My Town, You Do Your Thing, Something To Be Proud Of: Best Of 1999-2005, and Some People Change. In 2000, they broke Brooks & Dunn's winning streak at the CMA awards by winning the "Vocal Duo of the Year" award. Eddie and Troy are the best singers ever. =)
"Hey, I'm going to a Montgomery Gentry concert on Friday."
"Man, I'm jealous!!"
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A county in suburban Maryland located north of Washington DC. It is known for bourgeois socialists and competitive wokeness. Everyone drives a Prius and listens to NPR. They are governed by a Socialist, Marc “Marx” Elrich who makes policy based on his trips to Cuba. To become a resident here, you have to pass a Racial Equity and Social Feelings exam. At the same time, most people here are NIMBYs who don’t want to the progressive change they fight for happen in their own backyards.
Montgomery County has elected three Democratic Socialists to state and local government offices. People here are so woke.
I live in Montgomery County. I voted against school boundary changes so my kids don’t have to go to school with poor black people. But I have a Black Lives Matter sticker on my Prius, so I’m not racist.
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A handsome blonde haired guy who is amazing. He is very nice and caring and is excellent at making posters! He can do anything he sets his mind to. Even fix your computer! Everyone needs a person like him in their life!
Daniel Montgomery is awesome. Lets tell him to make a poster!
A school filled w/ a bunch of hicks, with a good football team. Children may be defined as dumb or rude
Kid 1- “What is Montgomery Central?”
Kid 2- “ Oh Monkey Cintral? All those rednecks that talk crap, and beat us in playoffs”
Awesome black jazz guitarist/singer,
Wesley Montgomery is the best black jazz guitarist
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the preppiest, worstest, rich ass school "like" everrrr. You can find a bunch of white ppl who think they are ghetto fab even tho they're all preppy or punky. You can also find many emo children in this area, and i won't make any comments about every body else.
PS this town sucks
IF you want to go on vacation to a city w/ a bunch of white ppl, preps, punks, and cutters galore Montgomery, NJ is the place for you.
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