Whines more than a little blue nun

Someone who is always sniveling and whining

Joe: Bill takes the fun out of everything

Dave: yeah, that dude whines more than a little blue nun!

I like it more than I don't

A quick response when asked if you like something and really don't but you don't have the balls to tell the truth.

Girlfriend: How do you like my new dress?

Boyfriend: "I like it more than I don't"

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More than i can shake a stick at

1.(Verb) meaning more than the user could masturbate with or masturbate to.

2.(Noun) An inconceivably large amount of something.

"More than i can shake a stick at"- In a conversation;

Car parts store clerk-"Would you like to purchase some hand cleaner sir?"

Customer-"No thanks man, i have more hand cleaner than i can shake a stick at!"

Car parts store clerk-"Wow thats alot of hand cleaner!"

Customer-"Dude you have no idea......."

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I have more than enough to eat at home

A typical denial when caught munching the muff on the other side of the fence

Reporter: "Did you offer to perform cunnilingus on a female staffer?"
Rob Ford: “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home"

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tap it more than twice, your playing with yourself

IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.

You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.

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bit off more than I could chew

To try to do more than you are able to do.

I think I bit off more than I could chew when I agreed to paint this house by myself.

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bite off more than one can chew

Try to do more then you can handle.

You might bite off more than one can chew if you I take a second job at night.

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