When having sex with a girl, pull out just before cuming, step back a few meters and aim upwards then shoot your load in a high-arcing trajectory, extra points if your shell hits the face.
Man, my girl dumped me cause i used my mortar on her.
Gay jokes, memes, and/or gifs that are dropped like bombs in group chat.
Dude it looks like the moon in the group chat from all the gay mortar shells
I'll come over, but I have a mortar in the chamber so I need to take care of that first.
alex reigning death from above
holy shit look at that mortar strike