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mortar

When having sex with a girl, pull out just before cuming, step back a few meters and aim upwards then shoot your load in a high-arcing trajectory, extra points if your shell hits the face.

Man, my girl dumped me cause i used my mortar on her.

by Yagdraa March 23, 2019


Gay Mortar Shells

Gay jokes, memes, and/or gifs that are dropped like bombs in group chat.

Dude it looks like the moon in the group chat from all the gay mortar shells

by LLJFondle February 11, 2019


Mortar in the chamber

The impending need to make #2

I'll come over, but I have a mortar in the chamber so I need to take care of that first.

by ASilentJ January 18, 2012


mortar strike

alex reigning death from above

holy shit look at that mortar strike

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018


mortar strike

multiple shits

dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018