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When you instantly cum and scream « Oh jeez » as she pulls down your spongebob underwear.
I was gonna go down on him, but he did a Morty all over my face.
I’m scared of doing a Morty when I see Jessica tonight.
The hideous state one reaches while watching an inprogress DVR recording which catches up to real time viewing, thereby having to suffer through commercials.
"Oh man, we've reached buffer mortis. Let's go make a snack."
When a black man gets shot but continues to resist arrest.
cop 1: "How the hell is he still shooting!"
cop 2: "GODDAMN NIGGA MORTIS!"
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Someone who is not, in fact a lawyer, but rather, someone who is kept around because he is fun.
Also someone who is very proud of their Pog collection
Lawyer Morty: *Whispering*
Morty: What? N-no I don't wanna see your pog collection.
a rad melodic death metal band with members from Lawrence MA and Derry NH
"dude, did you catch Mortis Deveia's set?"
"yeah, they kicked ass!"
When your friend is couch-locked after a blunt and can't leave.
"Carter's not goin' home. He got Nigger Mortis."
The best TV show ever, being even better than The Simpsons. It has to do with Rick Sanchez and his grandson, Morty Smith going on very futuristic adventures.
Oh look! RICK AND MORTY SEASON 4 IS COMING OUT!
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