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Over-used. Not funny. Quit saying it. Goes along with "your mom" jokes. Those are ridiulous too.
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The rules, laws, and systematic workings of mothers. Comes from mother and government.
"So can you go to the concert?"
"No, the motherment made it illegal."
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The woman whose tits you once sucked on and loved it.
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The person who tucks you in at night, the person to love you when you mess up, the person who embarrasses you in front of your friends.
I love my mother, she is so motherly
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It's something that is so big it broke the stairway to heaven and got sent back to earth and so god tried to make it into her own planet but she was too big that the flash died running not even halfway around her. She is so fat she crushed god himself.
person 1: Your mom is so fat when she goes to the movie theater she sits next to everyone.
person 2: Yes, agreed
Your mother is something that is fatter than anything in the world
Those strange things your mother says or does that makes you feel incredibly awkward in a situation. Sometimes just putting on an accent that they do not normally have. This can also include dancing or singing in public
*elevator music comes on*
Mom: Hunny, lets dance!!!
Kid: Mom, please control your Motherisms.