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Motorcycle Stuff
Anything that involves a vehicle with two wheels. This could be riding motorcycles, working on motorcycles, talking about motorcycles, looking at motorcycles, sitting in silence with your bros and all cumulative thinking about motorcycles, going to motorcycle enthusiast parties, doing wheelies on motorcycles, rolling burnouts are always a favorite, taking your kid to ride motorcycles, RACING MOTORCYCLES, listening to music that makes you want to ride your motorcycles, getting motorcycle related tattoos, watching Road House, teaching people about motorcycle safety and opening doors for old ladies.
Motorcycling is a state of mind portrayed onto the universe buy a very few select people who buy the grace of God were born with an undying nerve and relentless desire to live on two wheels going as fast as they can and looking cool while doing it.
In certain instances the word stuff can be replaced with the word shit. I.e. motorcycle shit. But this all depends on present company and what your attitude is like at the time of speaking.
In some cases doing things with a trike can be considered motorcycle stuff but only in an extreme instance where possibly the individual riding has a physical disability. Otherwise it's not an excuse and said individual needs to get a motorcycle.
Bros, let's go do motorcycle stuff.
That chick is into me because I'm into motorcycle stuff.
Fuck this job I'm gonna go do motorcycle stuff.
When you jack your shit while simultaneously sticking your thumb in and out of your asshole
“Me and my girl were supposed to hang, but I saved the headache and went home to ride the motorcycle instead”
A sexual act between a man and a partner (male or female). The first step is for the man to lay down on his back, with his hand tied or cuffed behind him. His partner then squats down on his dick, similar to how you sit on a motorcycle. The partner then pinches and twists the man's nipples making him squirm in pain. The goal is for the partner to stay on as long as possible while the man tries to shake them off.
Guy #1: Dude what happened to Chris?
Guy#2: I heard his girl gave him a Russian motorcycle last week, he hasn't been the same since.
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When the whole group rides but forgets about you
Damn we did Eli motorcycle slime by forgetting how much cooler his motorcycle is.
When a farmer of two nephews has those two nephews get in a motorcycle position while the farmer gets on top and yells yeehaw and rides all the way from the country to downtown Indianapolis.
Me and the boys saw an Indianapolis Motorcycle go by!
Motorcycle-Vagina (see also, #MotorcycleVagina and HB695) was birthed by North Carolina republican senator Thom Tillis when he sneakily inserted a section on anti-abortion laws into a new motorcycle safety bill (Sharia Law). Apparently the safest way to ride a motorcycle is while not having an abortion. Tillis is a gentleman and a worldly scholar.
Hey did you hear republican Thom Tillis won the election for NC Senate?
Oh, you mean that crazy Motorcycle Vagina guy?
That guy who steals your wife and drives of with her making noise throughout Mexico, Tijuana
That dickhead on a motorcycle stole your bitch