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When you are performing analingus on your partner and they accidentally or purposely defecate in your mouth and you let out a squeal reminiscent of the sound a bagpipe makes.
I was tossing his salad last night and he muddy bagpiped me.
The muddy sheets is an exotic and erotic sexual maneuver, involving a man, woman, and the man's best friend. You begin by fucking your lady friend in the ass via doggy style while under the sheets of your best friend's bed. She begins to get tired out when you donkey punch her hopefully initiating the washing machine. IF the first punch does not grant the desired effect, punch repeatedly. Mid seizure she will begin shitting all over the covers, in which case you GET OUT OF THERE. Make sure to yell as loudly as possible when running away, kind of like a dying goat. This will create the muddy sheets effect for your best friend when he comes home and finds a passed out chick in a shit covered bed. Bon apetite!
Ethan was shocked and appauled to find Kasi, his ex-lover, in some muddy sheets, right after Kevin ran out of his room yelling "BAAAAGHGGHHHHHHAHAWH"
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Salt the rim of a asshole and squeeze in a lime. Then grab this person forcefully and have surprise buttsex with them. Have person hover over your mouth till the mix is complete. Shake, Serve and Enjoy!
We ran out of glasses, so we made Muddy Margarita's in Bliss's ass!
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When a guy is comfortably reclining (on a bed, in a chaise lounge, or any other suitable seating device) with a raging throbber, and his lady-friend walks into the room, coyly strolls up to him and his veiny bastard, and acts as if she's about to sit on his dick, fulfilling his wildest sexual fantasies. HOWEVER, instead of gently lowering herself upon him, she takes a gigantic, steaming shit on his member, and triumphantly walks out. Thus, the man is left with blue balls covered in a pile of steaming, brown mess, and the woman emerges victorious.
Samantha saw her boyfriend make out with another girl at the bar, so when she and her boyfriend got home, she gave him a muddy throbber.
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Tickling an anus with your elbow at a 45 degree angle in such a way that your arm resembles a flipper
Your son came home from the second mile charity and asked, "mom what is a muddy flipper and why did Jerry Sandusky want to give me one?"
When someone fails to flush the deuce they dropped in the public toilet, and then subsequent users of the toilet, rather than flushing it down, continue to urinate on the floating turd until the surrounding water becomes so murky you can only barely see the top of the log emerging from the water.
Also known as a chocolate alligator.
Fucking nasty! I just walked into that stall and somebody left me a muddy crocodile!
The act of having sex through the anus with a great chance of getting fecal matter on the penis of the male doing the insertion.
I {muddy fucked} that girl until she pooped on me.