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When a male eats out a females butt and she happens to fart.
hey jan wanna go and give me a muffled fart
To slyly spread ones cheeks during sex such as not to audibly alert ones partner of atmospheric assault.
I was Truck Muffling real fuckin hard last night so that Susie would gag on my cock and not kick me out of bed.
Verb - To perform oral sex on a woman. Named after the manner, motion, and sounds a pig uses when hunting for truffles in the woods.
Jeremy was so committed that Fridays were set aside to truffle muffle Cynthia.
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a theoretical bag in which females are chosen for situations such as dates or booty calls.
Dude 1- "Dude, I don't know who I'm gonna ask to this fucking junior high prom."
Dude 2- "Just reach into that muffle bag of yours and pull something out."
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The act of having sexual relations with your car or car parts such as a muffler
Dude: Have you seen bob latly?
Dude2: No but he told me he was goin' to muffle-fuck his girlfriends car.
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A huge muff on either a male or a female.
"Man, did you see Nicole's muffle monster?"
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" `70's porn has a lot of muffle monsters in it"
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When a girl's vagina is so fat, is has at least four pares of lips.
"Dude theres nothing wrong with fucking fat bitches, alls I'm saying, is sometimes you get one with a muffled cabbage!"
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